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THE BEST DATING EXPERIENCE EVER!!! *LAUGHS FOR DAYS*

Before I even start to write this story let me just say that you CANNOT make this shit up LOL! This is 100% true story!

So I met guy on a dating app, he seemed decent so I gave him my number and we decided to chat via txt. However he looked familiar but I didn't know from where. I have good face recognition memory so I knew I was not mistaken. Anyhow,we set up a date but he did seem a bit off as every sentence followed with an "lol" usually a pretty immature characteristic. Anyhow we set up a date to go to dinner. He text me the day of the day and said "Tonight is the night lol" I thought well that was a bit awkward but fine I'll just go along with it. So I replied and said cool see you at 7:30. His response "cant wait to me you."

I get to the restaurant and he is already there, he even text me to let me know where he is sitting so I can find him. I sit down and tell him " oh this is a cute spot, I've never been here before" mind you I look super cute as per my usual fashionable self. I wasn't really feeling him but I said to myself it's ok be optimistic. He says "ya its a cute spot, I come here pretty often, will you excuse me I have to use the restroom" I said sure no problem!

Next steps are rather funny! So I'm sitting there for about 7 minutes texting with my girl friends and telling her " Hey I just got to a date so I will text you after" another 5 minutes goes by so I txt her again " I don't think this dude is coming back lol" So I proceeded to text him and say " are you ok?" I mean Lord knows maybe he has explosive diarrhea. So I noticed the imessage didn't go through... So I am like hmmm maybe his phone died or no service in the bathroom. I got up walked over to the bathroom and called him, call went straight to voicemail. So then I pulled out the crazy skills that my ex boyfriend pulled on me before haha- blocked my number by dialing *67 to call him and guess what..... it rang!!! This psycho guy blocked my number and left.

This is clearly because he either knew I was friends w the girl he already pulled this on, didn't think I was DTF because I mean come on I do not give off that vibe, or maybe I just wasn't his type but no normal person pulls this type of shit lmao. However, I think the100% reason why he did that is because he's just simply mentally challenged.  This was a first, never has this happened to me before. *Laughs for days*

As I walked out from the bathroom I laugher so hard I cried. If you think this just happens in film, well I'm here to tell you this is real life (where is the laughing emoji when you need it- come one google blogging get with the times) So then something clicked and I felt like I heard this story before! I called my friend, who I can say was a serial dater and I've heard all her stories! and I told her what happened. She was out of town on a work trip and said hold up I gotta walk out of my dinner to tell you about this dude! I said what??? you went on a date with him and she's like ya I did!!! and he pulled the same move on her too! She said he left before they ordered and claimed he had some emergency! DEADDDDD! I died laughing in the car while talking to her on the phone! Not to mention that she told me something about him that made me realize where I knew him from, I knew I was right! He was in a group on this field trip I took years ago and then also on some reality show apparently. This I did not know til my friend told me about it.

I'm literally laughing as I write this but yes ladies there are dudes like this out there and this was such a funny experience that I'm glad it happened so I can share it with you and laugh together! This goes without any need to mention but my friend that he went on a date with is also a hottie!

Xx,
MKG

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